Finishing Timber

Slang for a toothpick

After a nice meal I need a finishing timber

by pussmeat August 01, 2019

Timber Creek

A swamp full of clout demons and treeshes

“Bro, party was lame asf, hella Timber Creek heads pulled up

by Front-shuv late flip September 09, 2021

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 10, 2015

Timber tits

An exceptionally large, tittyfuckable pair of tits that magnificent to gaze at.

You see that chick over there, she has timber tits.

by Radman1020 May 11, 2016

load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

Timber

Short for Declan Eastley. This means you have the iq of a piece of timber, extremely horny, has the biceps the size of coconuts and a cock as big as an elephants trunk.

“How are you today Timber?”

by Poopaz Admin💯✊🏼🔛🔝 August 24, 2020