Im Thinking About Shit Later

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.

Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.

by Tyler, Austin, Kenny, Max November 15, 2007

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Blind Tindering

Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.

Person one: woah! I don't remember right swiping that person!

Person two: Damn, you must have been blind tindering again.

by Delillah Jayde September 6, 2014

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When your dumb ass is so dumb that you need to wear a helmet when doing normal activities such as riding the short bus or sleeping. Also, randomly dropping face first out of nowhere may be a side effect.

Dave's dumb ass fell straight out of his chair the other night and ate carpet, luckily he was wearing his thinking-cap.

by Sloth Fucker October 7, 2013

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Back-of-the-Mask Thinking

When the crisp-and-crude method of calculation, which yields an approximate instead of an exact answer to a problem, is done on a mask rather than on an envelope or a napkin.

With billions of people wearing a face mask to shield themselves against the coronavirus, the back-of-the-mask thinking is a lifelong guesstimation skill math teachers and tutors worldwide ought to promote to students during this pandemic crisis.

by MathPlus September 20, 2020

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Thundering Joel

When you think you are hidden behind an object but someone can clearly see the top of your head poking over it. The term is more widely used in video games where you are unaware of your players model and therefore have no idea your head is sticking out.

Jeremy: How did you know i was there, do you have wallhacks?
Ben: Nah mate, you were doing a Thundering Joel.
Jeremy: Damn it!

by The Doeh January 17, 2016

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