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Frosty the Snowman

A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."
We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman.
You mean the Sticky Stuz?
by Wells Hungly July 20, 2016
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snowman's land

An area of sidewalk running past an abandoned house, vacant lot, or lazy person's home that remains unshoveled after a snowstorm.
Example #1: The post-blizzard walk to Somerville wasn't bad except for crossing that treacherous snowman's land next to the junkyard.

Example #2: Our neighbors never shovel their sidewalk! It's always a complete snowman's land in front of their house even after the whole street is clear.
by suzpocalypse February 22, 2011
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Summer snowman

When someone is so pale white that they can't get a tan if they tried, even in the summer time
Guy 1: Dude, you're white as all hell.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I'm a fuckin summer snowman
by Vermus June 2, 2018
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salty snowman

When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.
Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.
by ZmanEnterprises April 16, 2017
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Clean the Snowman

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.
Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
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African snowman

When you drop a deuce in a port-a-potty and the water is frozen.
"Man, check out that African snowman just chilling there on the blue glacier."
by asmartfellow January 3, 2014
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snowman me

Similar to bukkake. To snowman someone is to cover their body in semen so that they resemble a snowman
"Oooh baby you and your friends should snowman me tonight"
by Bennyboovapes June 12, 2017
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