Tyson

Oh yessss

1: Hey come to my house we're having pizza
2: Oh yessss
1: Jesus Christ Tyson

by Succmeharderdaddy February 7, 2017

Tyson

A Very smashing guy how everybody loves.He also has the worlds largest schlong he has or had 4 girlfriends.

He is such a Tyson.

by Ruff26 June 3, 2018

Tyson moment

The Tyson moment is when Tyson dose something stupid but played it off like it didn’t happen, doesn’t go to school, bails on his friends, says he will do something then not do it at the last second, thus is the Tyson moment an endless loop that Tyson can’t escape. And keep dogs away from Tyson.

“Hey Tyson wanna hang out with us and watch a movie” “sure” everyone shows up besides Tyson now that’s a Tyson moment

by realhannah December 10, 2019

Pulling a Tyson

to appear to succeed at first, but then fail due to bad luck or being screwed over

1. <Playing Wii Sports Golf>
Chris: "There's no way I'm dropping 5 shots on the last hole"
<Putts to 11 over par>
Chan: "woop he's pulled a Tyson! i didn't come last!"

2. <Playing WWE Day of Reckoning 2>
Sam: "I'm gonna twat one of you with this bell, chosen completely at random"
<Hits Chris for the 10th time in the match>
Chris: "Not again! complete lack of character..."
Sam: "You just happened to be in the way, you're pulling a Tyson "

by snudge May 11, 2007

Taylona

Taylona is a sexy chick and she's is so loyal she is every guys dream she is funny, cute, nice, and sweet. But she can be mean as hell but nice most of the time. She could get any guy she wants.

Taylona is a fine chick.

by Ashly Ann July 22, 2017

tysonbyson77

A roblox person that has spent too much money

You are such a tysonbyson77 for using that money

by CAASSS!!! October 3, 2017

Tyson Anderson

Someone whom has a compulsion to lick Male buttholes and floss with the public hairs of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

I Tyson Anderson'd the heck out of Bortles.

by Poops and peeps March 8, 2019