Tania

One who is really a faerie with impish impulses, yet a good heart. This one will cast spells and use magic to get what she desires. She only desires the best in everyone to shine through. You may think she is evil, but you will find out in the end she has only done for the better of all.

And example of a Tania would be one fixing up complete strangers, but making them bump into each other (literally) first.

by troll eater February 5, 2010

The Tanning Horse

The Tanning Horse is a steamy, romantic, and often rough and dangerous act of sexual intercourse or intense dry (soon to be wet) humping, where the dude is laying down with his back facing the ground, and his elbows propping him up as if he were tanning. The lady is riding on top of him like she would if she was riding horseback, resembling a Tanning Horse. To spice things up a wee bit, the lady can sensually apply whipped cream to the dude's chest to resemble sunscreen, as she may lick it off his most-likely hairy chest. This sex position is similar to the cowgirl position.

Dude: "Ohhhh, YESSSSSS!"
Lady: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
*15 minutes later*
Dude: "Mmmm..... oh, yeah..... oh, ho HO!!!!"
Lady: *enjoyment fades*
Dude: "What's wrong?"
Lady: "I am tired of doing doggy style; can we try The Tanning Horse?"
Dude: "Hell, yeah, baby! Let me go get the whipped cream!"

by The Tanning Horse October 25, 2010

tanning bed

A heated bed you lie in for long time, to create a tan exactly similar to a real one. Although more dangerous, most people choose this route because it doesn't wipe off or make you look orange.

I had to lie in a tanning bed for 20 minutes.

by HUH February 27, 2005

tani

a fukn hot chick

tani's so hot i blew my load

by lkasjaksdf March 13, 2004

Tangirl Wasted

Being a totally drunk sexy tan girl

"I woke up this morning in the dogs bed with nothing but a pair of mittens on...boy was I tangirl wasted last night!"

by LizJizz October 16, 2011

Tanning

Dermatologic suicide performed to temporarily improve one's appearance.

Let's go tanning. We'll get wrinkles by 25 and melanoma by 40, but we're sure gonna look fresh in our wifebeaters this weekend.

by SomethingThatIsNotInUse January 21, 2012

Taniah

Taniah is shy, but she is an amazing singer, she is nice, creative and beautiful, she laughs at almost anything, rainbow and blue are her favorite colors and the cheese burger is her favorite food.

Damnnnn, Taniah is looking fine ass hell today!

by Hainat Eornom December 14, 2016