Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?
Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.
Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.
Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.
Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.
by wankhouse December 31, 2013
Get the Tactical Wank mug.A term coined by Stirling Archer, the star of the animated show Archer, aired on FX. It is a turtle neck used in undercover or reconnaissance missions. The name comes from the combination of tactile and turtle neck.
"I didn’t invent the turtle-neck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize it’s potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtle-neck, Lana… the tactle neck!" -Stirling Archer, season 1 episode 8, "The Rock".
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Masturbation a period of time prior to intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation. Also known as "Strategic wank"
by Ian S August 7, 2005
Get the tactical wank mug.A nap taken when someone is meant to be somewhere or has something to do but simply can't be arsed to bother with it.
Abbreviated to tld.
Abbreviated to tld.
Dude 1: Alex was gonna come but he hasn't text back yet
Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker
Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker
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Origin: The people at tacticalbodyguardservices dot com (they couldn't spell their own name correctly and spelled it as Tactial Bodygaurd Services)
Origin: The people at tacticalbodyguardservices dot com (they couldn't spell their own name correctly and spelled it as Tactial Bodygaurd Services)
He's got all sorts of tactial gear. Look, he has an m4 with 20lbs of extras hung onto it and a vest with a bunch of pockets and stuff.
by susanin January 18, 2012
Get the Tactial mug.1. When a person wears military or tactical clothing and gear that are completely over the top and unnecessary, often comical in appearance. 2.When characters in movies and TV have the wrong gear, equipment, and weapons, in contrast to what would be used in a real world situation. 3. Tactical decisions that make no sense strategically, often seen in movies and TV because the director thinks it looks good or is clueless of actual tactics.
I had to stop watching that show because the SWAT team was way too tactical fabulous. In every mission they would show up with brand new uniforms, perfect gear, and zero situation awareness. Their complete lack of tactics made me cringe.
by d_press September 17, 2018
Get the tactical fabulous mug.'Tac-ti-sexual' Men who dress to appear to be involved with a tactical/operator element of the Armed Forces. The driving factor toward this lifestyle is based on insecurity and a desire to be cool like a real alpha male. These individuals may or may not have any actual military experience. Their outward appearance will be characterized by; but not limited to the following attributes:These men commonly grow beards similar to in form to those commonly seen in any of the SF/Rangers/Seals/Recon/Raiders/JTAC/PJs elements. Can be found arguing about tactics on internet forums after gaining their experiences via youtube tactical channels and call-of-duty. If they have military experience they are likely to have been considered pog pogue's during their time in service. Give bad advice in gun stores, Cabellas, or Bass Pro. Wear a lot of 5.11 gear. Usually wear a camo/subdued hat with an American flag/Elite Special Forces unit they did not service with velcro patch on the front. Often wear flannel shirts, however do not confuse with those that identify as lumbersexual. Likely to be active in prepper communities, airsoft, and milsimgearqueerkhakisexual. Often have the most expensive 'Gucci' gear; yet never spend time training with it. Often found working as contractors, especially DOD contractors. Tactisexuals are supporters of veteran t-shirt companies such as: Grunt style, 9-line, molon labe. Will likely drink BRCC coffee black rifle coffee company.
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