Twastard

The word: " Twastard" is a noun and an amalgam of the words: "Twat" and "Bastard." Basically calling a person both insults at once making it a serious swear word and a double revilement. Generally used against males rather than females

"You little twastard, how dare you steal my money." Or, "Look at the right twastard Johnny has turned into."

by Polargo March 20, 2009

Twaftershock

The reverberations felt throughout the Twitter community following an earthquake somewhere.

We get it. There was a minor earthquake somewhere and you felt it and had to tell everyone about it. We felt the Twaftershock thousands of miles away, believe me.

by mfleig March 30, 2009

twasser

like twat

god look at that boy over there he's such a twasser!

by M May 9, 2004

twastered

getting straight up wasted

Dude we were SO twastered after all that Patron.

by gel&k8bros September 9, 2010

Twasted

It's the stage after tipsy before wasted

Nya, lexi, nicole and Lisa were all twasted at the Kearny party!! 44 Clinton Ave be there!!!

by Let's get lit July 26, 2017

Twast

A twat that has been hammered on until dry, like toast.

I sexed her so hard last night, I pounded her pussy into twast.

by Knowjuan January 7, 2019

TWARF

Acronym for "That Was Actually Really Funny." For use on the intrawebisphere.

Did he just say what I think he just said? Twarf!

by Hank Borso August 17, 2006