A word often used to describe someone who likes to masturbate more often than is considered normal or a word that is often used to describe someone who is being, quite simply, a prick.
Neil: Ah, Fred. I see thy has a couple o' packs o' fags on tha' lap.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.
OR
Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.
OR
Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.
by Kenny Cartter June 22, 2008
Get the Tosser mug.The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.
You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.
I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.
I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.
I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.
I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.
by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010
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A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy
by Bob March 26, 2005
Get the Tossers Twitch mug.A fan of the 2008 Broadway musical "title of show."
"title of show" -- with music and lyrics by Jeff Bowen and a book by Hunter Bell -- documents the creation of a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical. The show developed a following of rabid fans who shortened the name of the production to the abbreviation "tos." They then called themselves "tossers." If they were aware of the other meaning of the word is unclear.
"title of show" -- with music and lyrics by Jeff Bowen and a book by Hunter Bell -- documents the creation of a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical. The show developed a following of rabid fans who shortened the name of the production to the abbreviation "tos." They then called themselves "tossers." If they were aware of the other meaning of the word is unclear.
"I am such a tosser, I would totally go out with Hunter!"
"All us tossers were hanging at the stage door and I, like, actually got to SEE Jeff and Michael! It was SO toselicious!"
"I took Susan's workshop and it was just full of tossers."
"Dear Abby, should I tell my new boyfriend that I'm a total tosser?"
"All us tossers were hanging at the stage door and I, like, actually got to SEE Jeff and Michael! It was SO toselicious!"
"I took Susan's workshop and it was just full of tossers."
"Dear Abby, should I tell my new boyfriend that I'm a total tosser?"
by JoanBennett February 26, 2009
Get the tosser mug.The exact same as a wanker. A person left all alone in the house no mum or dad he goes up into his room and decides to toss him self off he imagines a chocha in his mind.
People who wank/toss them selfs think of chocha cause he is gay. He also wanks about himself cause he is a fanny!!and a total tosser
by Ash1402 June 26, 2006
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