Teressa

Beautiful, talented, smart. Women named Teressa are often first-borns, and top of the class. They are laid-back, frequently have cow fetishes, and sometimes dorky.

Will you introduce me to Teressa? She is one gal I'd love to get to know better!

by I<3fart July 29, 2009

Teresa Strasser

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.

Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.

by Steinsensager November 9, 2007

Go Meet Mother Teresa

When you want a person to die because they are so annoying or because you hate them

Nerd: Guess what! I got an A on the test. Sucka!!!!
You: "Go meet mother Teresa"

by KJLISGOD April 11, 2017

laidman's terms

Complex acts and emotions related to sex described by a sexually experienced man. Layman's terms--but from a man that has been laid.

Jack: "Hey Rob, how can you tell if a girl likes you?"
Rob: "Let me put this in laidman's terms for you. You know when a dog wags its tail and wipes it ass on the floor? It's like that."
Jack: "Nice pun dude!"

by youknowilikeribs August 7, 2010

Laman terms

when someone speaks in a fashion that confuses people with obtuse interests. speaking in a different context but yet still the same language. talking in a way that plain people just dont get

advisor:Ma'am your car's engine has no motor oil. it no longer runs.

bumquesha:what do you mean?? whats oil? i dont think i have ever even used oil...

advisor:let me put this in laman terms ma'am : its the shit needed to make your car's engine run. kind of like if i took all the blood out of you, you would no longer run. got it?

by The-Red-Mist June 1, 2009

not on speaking terms

(1) Individuals are "not on speaking terms" when a negative emotion (anger, jealousy, pride, etc.) eliminates the willingness to speak with another.

(2) This expression can also be applied to inanimate objects that are not working well together.

Didn't you hear? Michelle and Rachel are not on speaking terms. Rachel is pissed by what Michelle said earlier. I told Rachel she is better off confronting Michelle than bottling up her anger.

My 217 paint brush and I are not on speaking terms, Cecil! Go to the art store and pick up Versamanna brush. I will not look like an amateur in front of the Royal Painters Academy of Florence!

by RavishingRuby April 7, 2008

Hugging Terms

The point in a relationship where two people are comfortable hugging wuthout awkward tension. Both parties find the opposing party tolerable and find it courteous to open their arms to the other. During these presious moments of the hug, both parties demonstrate appreciation and exceptance of the other. Aswell, both parties feel comfortable with other people seeing the hug, and feel as though, even if they are being judged by others about the hug, that they are not in a serious realtion ship. This step follows the "Sup + Head-Nodd" phase and leads on to become a "I Love You... Your my favorite, without any emotions for the other" period. Please note, that the " I Love You " is strictly on a friend to friend basis and not an actual relationship

Boy 1- Beth and Brandon are on hugging terms.

Boy 2- Does he know?

by GodsRemix May 30, 2009