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pitching a tent

This my children is code name for i got a boner.The word is used to discribe the way pants go up looking like a tent when you get a boner.
I was looking at porn the other day and i started pitching a tent
by {JLS} June 7, 2009
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Nipple Tent

The crease on the front-side of a t-shirt caused by the wearer's erected nipples, in which the nipples are so hard that the fabric is pulled taut, resulting in a noticeable space between the crease and the wearer's body, much like a long tent.
Dude, I am so cold right now.

Yeah I can tell. You're pitching a nipple tent like 3 inches high!

Hey, did you watch pop idol last night?

Yeah! Did you see Simon Cowell's nipple tent?

How could I not?
by theomnippletentmaster January 7, 2013
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pitching a tent

he pitched a tent when he heard i gave someone a blowjob
by Amy Dillbutt October 7, 2007
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fun tent

When you have a tent that is filled with luke warm mac n' cheeeeese...yum!
David: I could really use some mac n cheese right about now!
Mandy: Well, why don't you come join me in my fun tent?

Boom!
by Dandy ♥ January 19, 2014
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fart tenting

The act of fart tenting consists of expelling gas while under a blanket. You have a small dog that sleeps in bed with you like a dachshund. First you release the gas,then raise up the blanket with two fingers to create a tent. This gives the gas a chance to reach to top. Then you release the blanket. This tends to push the gas downwards and in an outward direction.
Thereby ensuring you small pet derives the benefits of the gaseous odor.
I always make sure I go fart tenting at least once a week.
by Catch25 June 13, 2010
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Sticky Tent

Shelley has not had sex in so long, she has a serious case of sticky tent.
by Jeff6971 April 17, 2008
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trent tent

when a guy pops a boner while with other guys.
trent is a gay friend of mine
dude, bro, why are u popping a trent tent? u are with a bunch of guys!!!!
by solidsteel October 18, 2008
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