Television

An idiot box normally a drug of choice that will hypnotize you and make you think you're actually going somewhere in your life and you wake up and you realize you were watching tv

Wow television is just gonna make me regret my decisions in life then it'll just be an idiot box

by ThePerson101100 May 23, 2018

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televisão do tomé

um adjetivo. utiliza-se para descrever algo enorme/muito grande.

este prédio é mesmo televisão do tomé!

by iarml May 24, 2018

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Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

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Televisitis

Weird Obession over T. V.

Ouya has a weird case of Televisitis

by Fbfhfczsgg April 12, 2022

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television programs

THEY ARE AWESOME!!!

Dude Im gonna go home and watch my television programs - old ass man (me)

Ok - Partey lover

by the evil trolla September 16, 2022

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Televisionist

A noun/adiective used to describe a person who is extremely enthusiastic about either the uses and background of the television, or they are just really into a new show they watched. Can also be used to describe somebody who became famous through use of the television.

My friend is a televisionist he is always telling me about how it was created

by Emillia bournes July 2, 2023

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