Guy 1: Yo I need to get some things off my chest
Guy 2: Aight yo let's TOAF
Girl 3: Ew, are those guys talking about each others feelings? Gay.
Girl 4: Nah ho, they're TAOFing. its straight.
Guy 2: Aight yo let's TOAF
Girl 3: Ew, are those guys talking about each others feelings? Gay.
Girl 4: Nah ho, they're TAOFing. its straight.
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by Tofuo December 10, 2016
Get the taoufik mug.TAOFIG is an ancient art first practiced by monks centuries ago in the Himalayan mountains. TAOFIG claims its roots from TAO which is a Chinese word meaning 'way' 'route' 'path' or sometimes it is used loosely to mean 'principle' or 'doctrine'.
One does not develop TAOFIG over night and it must be cultivated from many years of practice. In short, TAOFIG stands for The Amount Of Fucks I Give, meaning the amount of fucks one gives about a certain situation. Of course this amount,over time becomes zero as the person reaches higher levels of enlightenment and their zen is focused on the TAOFIG ways.
One does not develop TAOFIG over night and it must be cultivated from many years of practice. In short, TAOFIG stands for The Amount Of Fucks I Give, meaning the amount of fucks one gives about a certain situation. Of course this amount,over time becomes zero as the person reaches higher levels of enlightenment and their zen is focused on the TAOFIG ways.
Dan: "Hey did you see that new Johnny Depp movie that just came out?"
William: *silence*
Dan: "Well did you?"
William: *silence*
Dan: "Damn you're good. You have been practicing TAOFIG haven't you?"
William: *silence*
Dan: "Well did you?"
William: *silence*
Dan: "Damn you're good. You have been practicing TAOFIG haven't you?"
by FreshFail October 6, 2011
Get the TAOFIG mug.Taoism (also Daoism) is a principal philosophy and system of religion of China based on the teachings of Lao-Tzu in the 6th century BCE and on subsequent revelations. It advocates preserving and restoring the Tao in the body and the cosmos. The Tao is the Uncarved Block of existence. The Tao cannot be rationally explained. Any attempt to do so only explains something other than the Tao. All things arise from it, exist within it and return to it. All things in harmony with the Tao find their truest nature. In the Tao, all things find ultimate fulfillment. If we could only for a moment be in harmony with the Tao, we could be eternal as the Tao is eternal. The problem we have is that we do not normally live in harmony with the Tao. Instead of reacting naturally as the Tao leads, we insist on explaining, categorizing and controlling the world. This leads to insufficiency, pain and trouble. This artificiality and inflexibility is the cause of all personal and social trouble. We need to learn to drop artificiality and learn to live spontaneously and naturally in harmony with the Tao. We need to learn to be natural and in harmony with our surroundings as water conforms to its surroundings. Where much of Chinese religion favors elements seen as yang, male as active, Taoism focuses on qualities often seen as passive and female. Recall this in itself can be a dangerous categorization.
Thus Taoism is path of clearing the mind and its preconceptions. By natural meditative focus on the Tao, we find harmony, equanimity and fulfillment. The key guide to this is No-action (Wu-wei). It makes it possible to achieve all things without doing anything. This requires a neutral and natural meditative attitude. When we understand wu-wei, we learn to do things naturally as they need to be done, not when we think they should be done. Thus all things are done as required by the Tao. Philosophical Taoism is Tao-chia (Dao-jia). It is the introspective and philosophical approach based on the teachings of the Tao te Ching of Lao-tzu (Lao-zi). Popular or Religious Taoism Tao-chiao (Dao-jiao) uses many of the same concepts but melds them with traditional religious and magical beliefs from the past. These work in very different ways but are still referred to as Taoism. Zhuang-Zi (Chuang-Tzu) was the he most influential philosophical Taoist after Lao-Tzu. He wrote a book known by his name. His original name is actually Zhuang Zhou, but he is known as Master Zhuang. His book develops concepts of the Tao and wu-wei beyond those of the Tao te Ching along with teaching using witty stories, anecdotes and allegories.
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by queenkatnessx3 September 8, 2019
Get the Taofeekat mug.Airman Ga Taosenai (エアーマンが倒せない Eāman ga Taosenai - "Cannot Defeat Airman") is a Japanese song that became an Internet Meme in Japan. The song is by Team.Nekokan, and depicts a man that initially cannot pass the Heat Man stage in Mega Man 2 because he keeps falling into the lava underneath the disappearing blocks. He says that if he had the Jet Sled, otherwise known as Item 2, he could easily get by just by flying across. However to do this he must defeat Airman, in which to his dismay, he cannot defeat. He says he cannot dodge the tornadoes that Airman fires, and He also says that he jumps behind him and fire repeatedly, but the wind pushes him back regardless. He also attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but again against a tornado it is "meaningless". He says that Airman would be "a breeze to defeat" if he had the Leaf Shield which you acquire after beating Woodman, however he cannot beat Woodman either. He says that he cannot dodge the falling leaves, and he jumps back to avoid him, but despite that Woodman always closes the distance. Once again he attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but he still cannot avoid his jump. During the times when he is going through the stages, he uses up all of his E-Tanks, meaning he can't use them in the boss fight. To this he responds that next time, he will only use the E-Tank at the very last moment.
From Airman Ga Taosenai:
Japanese:"AITEMU ni gou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo nankai yattemo nankai yattemo EEAMAN ga taosenai yo"
English:"If I had Item-2 I could easily reach the other side but...no matter what, however many times I try...I cannot defeat Airman!"
Japanese:"AITEMU ni gou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo nankai yattemo nankai yattemo EEAMAN ga taosenai yo"
English:"If I had Item-2 I could easily reach the other side but...no matter what, however many times I try...I cannot defeat Airman!"
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Pronounced: Tee-shuck.
Pronounced: Tee-shuck.
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