beer shits

noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.

Bro: Dude, how was last night, man?!
Bra: Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!

by Adam Fly February 24, 2008

Coffee Shits

After drinking coffee and eating tons of carbs then running you take a fiery, steamy, burning hot shit with a fudge-like consistency. It usually happens within an hour of coffee, with a smell similar to dead people, shit, and coffee combined. Even worse, it strikes without warning for the next hour leaving your pants in a shit covered hell.

Guy A "I love drinking coffee then eating pasta then running! Don't you?"
Guy B "Dude, your gonna get coffee shits..."
Guy A "Naa, I've got a colon of steel I...I need to change..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 28, 2010

Beer Shits

When you can shit through a tennis racket and not hit the strings.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just let down some serious beer shits.

by David From Austin September 24, 2007

giving me the shits

to annoy or bother someone to the point where they can't stand it anymore. Related to 'getting shitty' with someone or something. Similar to annoying the crap out of someone or driving them up the wall.

Also sometimes used to refer to a case of diarrhoea or 'the runs' or 'the trots'.

Stop it Barry, you're giving me the shits!
This thing gives me the shits.
Watch it, I'm starting to get the shits with you mate!
This job really gives me the shits.

by referencedesk May 12, 2015

the shits

diarrhea, violent crapping.

After eating those oreos I got a bad case of the shits.

by Pyro November 21, 2002

shitscapade

An event, sacred in most bromances, in which 2 to 4 bros enter a public bathroom and take a consecutive shit

Mike finishes eating: I have to shit

Anthony: So do I

Mike: Shitscapade?

Anthony: You read my mind.

by InfamousBellO May 25, 2010

rumpel shitskin

from the kids movie rumpelstiltskin. His long lost bumper-lipped, grease covered, shit smelling nigger brother who was sold to a slave owner in the south. Rumpelstiltskin was lucky enough to make it big in a kids movie. Rumpel shitskin on the other hand was stuck picking cotton, making yarn, and eating old porridge and salty creek water at the lovely warm feeling plantation. He slept on cow shit, and used frozen horse sperm as a pillow. One day his owner's dog raped him and his slave owner shot rumpel shitskin for sexually assaulting his dog. His body is now used as a coat rack and his head is hanging from his tree along with the other dead banana-eating monkeys. Being called rumpel shitskin is an extreme insult meaning the person(or nigger) is extremely lazy, worthless, dirty, smelly, ugly, slimey, greasy, and just a completely disgusting creature.

john:Did that velcro headed fudgie just steal your car and rape your wife?

billy bob: yep he don did. so i shot that rumpel shitskin and made me a leather coat outta it.

by National Socialism February 11, 2010