The art of swangling is one that almost defies rigid definition. In its earliest form, the word was used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way. Since, however the word has flourished into something much, much more. To swangle someone could mean anything from besting them in a contest of wits to dunking in their face in the NBA Finals. It's possible to out-swangle someone, re-swangle someone, under-swangle someone, or even sudo-swangle someone, but there is no such thing as over-swangling. You can swangle an alligator, un-swangle a knot, or calculate your swangle of attack. Swangling, as stated, is an art, and true swanglers worldwide know that there are many definitons and uses for the word, the majority of which cannot be listed here. Above all, however, swangling is what the swangler makes of it. Put your mind to it, and you can swangle just about anything.
Correct Usage:
"One-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? Man, he really swangled you in this week's fantasy football match-up."
"The Greeks really out-swangled the Trojans when they got inside Troy using a wooden horse."
Incorrect Usage:
"How about you swangle these nuts?" Incorrect: Swangle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the swangler is female).
"One-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? Man, he really swangled you in this week's fantasy football match-up."
"The Greeks really out-swangled the Trojans when they got inside Troy using a wooden horse."
Incorrect Usage:
"How about you swangle these nuts?" Incorrect: Swangle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the swangler is female).
by Garth Swangler December 11, 2011
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often used in chat up lines such as:
"is there a vet anywhere? Coz these swans need tending to" *tenses arms*
often used in chat up lines such as:
"is there a vet anywhere? Coz these swans need tending to" *tenses arms*
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Get the swanger mug.Swag-ster: Taken from the root word (swag), the opposite of a hipster, a swagster is one who brags about his swag and considers hims to be kickbutt. Swagsters tend to be more of a wannabe group of young adults who live in the suburbs or a rich downtown area. They dress ghetto and think anything ghetto is cool. They have don’t have swag. Real swagsters don’t care about swag and don’t even talk about it. Others who talk about swag in an ironic are not swagsters, they are just making fun of them. Swagsters can be found chilling at wal mart or the local town square. They say they like hard core rap but only listen to mainstream rap artists lil wayne. Also, they wear Taylor Gang clothes and drink their mom’s booze
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Person 2: Stop trying to be a swagster. You still live with your mom.
Person 2: Stop trying to be a swagster. You still live with your mom.
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