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suburban thuglife

when 40 something men and their soccer mom wifes who normally are very law abiding break laws and rules, not by being gangster but by intitling themselves, and feeling like theyre above said laws and rules. this usually occurs by the sense of impowerment that comes from being middle managment, and driving a honda accord. this also seems to only happen in packs, as suburbanites are very meek when solo. alcohol also seems to directly related
bringing glass into the pool area, smoking in non smoking areas, parking in handicapped spots while they run into starbucks or the mall for 3 hours, mothers of two kids taking their tops off at john mayer concerts, driving home competely hammered from said concert, beating their wifes after a bad day at work.

bystanded witnesses a soccer mom park her minivan in the fire lane while she runs in for her venti triple double foam sextuple shot mocha creampie latte

bystander to friend: "thats suburban thuglife"
by maafaacker July 8, 2009
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suburban

Something associated with being in or part of a suburb; referring the scale of delelopement between urban and rural; low density housing and commercial areas; referring to the smaller cities outside of major cities that contribute to an overall metropolitan area.
Jason and Jennifer, two siblings, live in a suburban community just outside of Boston. Their mother drives a Ford Explorer to her suburban job at a telemarketing center. She picks Jason up from soccer practice every Tuesday and Thursday afternoon. The father takes the freeway into Boston every morning to be to his office job by 9:00 AM. He leaves work at 5:00 PM and is home by 6:00 PM, just in time for supper at his suburban home, where his mother and children await his arrival.
by INXpeteR August 6, 2007
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suburb fever

When a person of African descent has an intense attraction towards a white person. In essence, the opposite of jungle fever.
Damn, Doug! I know you got a bad case of Suburb Fever, 'cause you've been starin' at that white girl all night!
by Roquero June 1, 2009
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european suburb

Quite the opposite of the american suburbs where rich people live in stupid houses with neighbourhood watch. The european suburbs is where the junkies, immigrants and gangsters live.
Welcome to the suburb muphukka! Buck-buck!
by Peeth June 9, 2005
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suburban mom

A basic white girl with 2-3 kids, lives in a 3-4 bedroom home that she bought when she was young, and is married to a whipped white male. She typically likes arts and crafts and has an etsy business or does real estate on the side. Surrounds herself with other moms or people that like to talk about her kids. Drives a minivan or SUV that's a "unique" color like blue or green. Eats a lot of sushi and says things like "I can't even" and "but... why?"
Did you hear Suzanna is having a tupperware party? She's such a suburban mom.
by CorbinDawg August 8, 2017
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suburban

The roughest lifestyle on the planet.
Suburbanite 1: "Man, its rough living in suburban America."
Suburbanite 2: "Man, I know, going to college and all that stuff is brutal."
Suburbanite 1: "Hey, I know! Lets go to the mall and buy stuff. That'll cheer us up.
Suburbanite 2: "Sounds good. We can take my mom's Acura"
by Lollerkopter2008 December 21, 2007
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Suburb

The best place in the world. Perfect for raising a family. Much better than the city. Good quality of life and clean.
by yoys January 27, 2009
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