Stuart moriarty

A man who hates fun and has the smallest dick in the world and who sits around at his fake ass job and vapes all day

I hate that guy he is a real Stuart moriarty

by The micro wizard July 9, 2025

Stuart Smith

He is short and cool Al ways plays fortnite 😎 most likely friend. Camden

Stuart Smith is cool

by Will The trill January 22, 2019

Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

Stuart Warren

The action of walking up to someone being hungry and mentioning the fact that you can eat someone

“Gosh I’m so hungry I can eat Stuart Warren”

by The Clubb Boys July 19, 2025

Jaimie Stuart

The act of striking someone in the back of the head after they accidentally threw a harmless soft toy at you.
Only applicable if you have a massive ego to compensate for your micropenis.

Bro #1 - “Bro that dude just accidentally threw a soft toy at your head”
Bro #2 - “Bro hold my rum; I’m going to Jaimie Stuart that cunt”

by LD666 July 12, 2024

Stuart

A short boi who can only play rainbow six seige all day cuz he is lame, he also is hit on frequently by gay gym teachers and is occasionally refered to as “a dream”. Stuarts are small and run fast and have female troubles with slutty hoes possibly named tracy. And has intense dreams of orgys with foxes.

Cool dude:Yo that tracy wants your dick stuart
Stuart:she nasty as fuck bro
Cool dude: oh yeah i forgot you and the gym teacher ;)
Stuart: fuck off mate

by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp August 31, 2018

stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

by davidm998 May 25, 2016