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Stuart

A handsome man that not only knows his way around the kitchen but knows his way around in the sack. He’s quite handy with tools and can stack the dimes when welding. He has a swagger when walking due to his catch of the day trophy trouser trout.
I’d let that Stuart take me fishing without a lake any day.
by Baja Stu November 23, 2021
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Stuart butchers

A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!
Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men
by The conch shell November 23, 2018
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nicholas stuart

the sexiest narwal in the entire ocean, its the sassiest creature in the sea and has been known to cut a bitch if necessary.
I saw a nicholas stuart cut a bitch with uggs walking the shoreline taking instagram photos of the sunset.
by SoftAndDeadly October 28, 2013
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stuart morris

a literal L, you cannot get worse than this repulsive little prick (little because his knob does not exceed the length of 3 inches)
fucking hell man stuart morris literally gets NO bitches
by kdog4lyfe April 13, 2022
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stuart warren

A super sexy bloke how makes girls cum just by looking at them,stuart warrens typically have massive dicks and use them to tame their women, stuart warrens are highly aggressive and will attack any man who tries to steal their girl
Girl: Omg have you seen stuart warren he makes me want to cum so bad
Other girl: OMG same
by Steven benson September 30, 2015
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Stuart Diver

To be a Stuart Diver is rhyming slang for being a legendary survivor.
Stuart Diver was a ski instructor and the sole survivor of the 1997 Thredbo landslide in New South Wales, Australia. Stuart was lifted to the surface 12 hours after rescuers heard his voice deep in the mass of earth and debris. He was right beside his wife Sally, but his desperate efforts to save her were unsuccessful. He spent the next two-and-a-half days under the rubble in his underwear, with freezing water gushing past. Sixty-five hours after the landslide, Diver was saved, suffering only frostbite.

Stuart Diver is an Aussie legend in our vernacular - as is Steven Bradbury.

Steven Bradbury, whose gold medal was the first ever won by an Australian at the Winter Olympics, was dubbed “the Accidental Hero” after his four rivals all collided, tumbled and sprawled around the ice, leaving him to skate alone past the finish line.
He's a real Stuart Diver!
by MMBfromOz November 6, 2022
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Stuart moriarty

A man who hates fun and has the smallest dick in the world and who sits around at his fake ass job and vapes all day
by The micro wizard July 9, 2025
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