3 definitions by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp
A pretty girl who is secretly controlled by the queen shrimp, the shrimp controlling her mind wants to enslave all humankind so that the shrimp eat humans with sauce. Very diabolical, use strong caution around an alyssa!
Boy who hates evil shrimp: Run away everyone the grand shrimp controls her mind!
Alyssa: I have no idea what he is talking about
Innocent bystander (who clearly doesn’t understand the real predicament we are in): Bro what are you on?
Alyssa: I have no idea what he is talking about
Innocent bystander (who clearly doesn’t understand the real predicament we are in): Bro what are you on?
by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp July 6, 2018
A short boi who can only play rainbow six seige all day cuz he is lame, he also is hit on frequently by gay gym teachers and is occasionally refered to as “a dream”. Stuarts are small and run fast and have female troubles with slutty hoes possibly named tracy. And has intense dreams of orgys with foxes.
Cool dude:Yo that tracy wants your dick stuart
Stuart:she nasty as fuck bro
Cool dude: oh yeah i forgot you and the gym teacher ;)
Stuart: fuck off mate
Stuart:she nasty as fuck bro
Cool dude: oh yeah i forgot you and the gym teacher ;)
Stuart: fuck off mate
by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp August 31, 2018
The only way you could get a more classic stripper name then Tracey is if you named your daughter crystal or destiny. This girl is dirty slut bagel and will try to rub her slimy meat taco on you then freak at you for not treating her like a princess, tracey looks like a witch that banged frankenstein but the witch and frankenstein for family so she is also the product of halloween incest. If her soggy ham flaps had a password it would be 1234. But shes not a slut, at least that’s what she says right after having every man’s sausage stick find a way into every hole in her body, yes even the ear. Especially the ear. Tracey will probably make you pity her and be “fake depressed” but she just wants guys who she can hold onto and just bait them and fuck with their heads. You could cut off enough vagina lips to use as curtains and she would still have extra left over.
Man 1:Damn kyle, kevin, ben, jerry, trevor, connor, james, and mark were all in tracey last night!
Girl 1:um I was in her too
Man 1 and 2: oh shit
Girl 1:um I was in her too
Man 1 and 2: oh shit
by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp August 31, 2018