East Stroudsburg North

Located small town in Northeast PA that has grown exponentially in the past few years thank to a large influx of people from New Jersey and New York. Everyone comes in from the city and expects to have some kind of respect or status because theyre from BX or BK, like we really give a damn. Nearly half the white kids believe they are black, when clearly they are not. The teachers (mostly younger at the school are someone you are very likely to run into at a college party - very awkward. The high school football team never wins, more people show up to basketball games than football games, teachers there have been known to sleep with each other then leave theyre spouses and children for another teacher, the high school is called East Stroudsburg North though it is really located in Bushkill, PA and the adress reads Dingmans Ferry, PA. The lunches had to be revised becuase students are too fucking fat, guidance counselors are unhappy middle-aged women, and upperclassmen fall under the spell of skanky little freshman slores, usually named corinne. Almost 5 girls are pregnant every year. Teachers have also had relationships with students. You hear stories about someone getting caught fingering his girlfriend in class. We have the ugliest cheerleading team ever, the poorest homecoming decorations & floats ever, and the only pep rally we have becomes a goddamn dance party. The rival high school is East Stroudsburg South, and their whole athletic population is on steroids. Any bit of news travels down the mountain in no time, everyone eventually finds everything out. Our local mall is smaller than the Wal Mart. Wal Mart for some unknown reason is also a hangout for dense teenagers that have nothing to do at 2 AM. The local college, East Stroudsburg University, is a hot spot for senior high school students to get theyre party on.

"So did you hear about Js party on Friday?"
"No whattabout it?"
"Its an open invite, EVERYONES going!"
...a few hours after the party unwinds, everyone gets kicked out becuase of ridiculous amounts of assholes showing up.

"You know that student teacher, new to East Stroudsburg North?"
"Yeah..."
"I ran into him at an ESU party last weekend..."

by Student1 December 8, 2007

Steroidilla

a creature found in the deepest depths of vocational schools, known for overdosing on creatan, bench pressing the internet, and eating triple whoppers daily. this creature devours babies and drinks the tears of children for nutrition. for fun the Steroidilla has been seen threatining highschool students. the only known Predator of the steroidilla is Chuck Norris.

steroidilla threatened to beat 3 of my classmates with an ethnernet chord while bench pressing a minivan if they didnt not sitdown and stop being cocky

by Ted Grifin January 13, 2006

stridersexual

When you are sexually atracted to cool, ironic, hot guys from Texas that wear shades.

John is stridersexual.

by Trash4Life September 16, 2016

cock stroodle

Synonomous to homo;

Man who loves the cock, one who might want to hold and cuddle the cock, actually thinks of the cock as a dessert to be enjoyed at any time of the day.

Look at that cock stroodle over there, I bet he can't even think straight.

by Nickthehung October 24, 2005

striddle

Scattered items. Things that are all around the room, in a disorganized manner.

Pick up your clothes they are striddled all over the room!

by Lori V. April 15, 2008

Striderian

Relating to the use of humor and irony to avoid conflict by passing any controversial utterances off as a joke. Derived from the character 'Dave Strider', a smart-ass cool-kid from the webcomic 'Homestuck'

But the issue with the “EVERYTHING IS A JOKE, AND DEEP AND MEANINGFUL AT THE SAME TIME!” Striderian philosophy of Hussie’s writing is not only that Hussie uses it to inure HIMSELF from criticism, but also that so very much of his fandom gleefully buys into it.

by ZapRat March 13, 2012

stroodle my noodle

masturbate

I had to stroodle my noodle before I went on a date.

by episcopas January 27, 2014