crabby storm

A period of general crabbiness varying in intensity from cold shoulders to tantrums and destructiveness. May be caused by stress or depression. These too shall pass and the sun will shine again.

"He didn't respond to my friendly greeting." "Well, he's been going through some crabby storms since the holidays."

by duubledig December 14, 2013

Storm Boner

NOUN (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) A storm boner occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.

Sean: Is this rain ever going to stop?
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.

by Baron Von Berpinfartz November 1, 2013

Storm Nobber

Aka the Facebook weather police. They moan their asses off when it's too hot and totally piss their pants during a thunderstorm. "OMG it's raining outside"...You don't need a Facebook weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing!

Did you see all the Storm Nobbers on Facebook last night? ...Yeah...what's all that about!?

by Dunney Boy July 17, 2015

storm in the balls

Gonorrhea or STD of similar symptoms

I should have never had sex with that hooker and now I have Storm in the balls.

by xxxxxRCxxxxx November 20, 2007

red storm

Code name for the Soviet Unions documented, pre-planned invasion of eastern europe, and more specifically, Germany.

"The Soviets are gonna hit Germany based on the Red Storm."

"If that dude hits him, he'll get hit by a red storm."

by Bondarenko April 6, 2005

dorm storm

The raiding of freshman dorms on a college campus by students several years older in search of sexual activity or friendly acquaintances.

"Hey, wanna join us? We're gonna dorm storm any little freshmen girls we can find!"

by kaiser206 June 9, 2007

Hail Storm

The Canadian equivalent of "making it rain"--throwing loonie ($1) and toonie ($2) coins as tips. May cause injury to performers.

We're hail storming at the gentlemen's club tonight

by ocanada January 1, 2012