stiffin'

to hate on, hatin' on me, anything hatin

Stop stiffin' on my new threads.

by G-Dizzle Nizzle January 9, 2008

stiffy killer

A girl so ugly that she immediately deflates a perfectly good hard-on by simply looking at you.

Things were going good at the party until, Rita brought her stiffy killer friend Bertha, and it was all down hill from there.

by J.B. Trevor March 17, 2008

stiffy and tippy

when a person of the male gender has a large erection (stiffy), and needs to urinate , cannot sit down due to the stiffness,and unable to point his "stiffy", down all the way to make the urine into the toilet, he must stand on his tippy toes to get the right angle to urinate into the toilet . ussually takes place in the morning or right before sexual intercourse.

bro, had a stiffy this morning that wouldn't go away, had to stiffy and tippy it before my bladder exploded .

sorry for peeing all of the toilet , didn't realize I had to stiffy and tippy it until it was to late.

by Erewflow July 28, 2013

Stiff Bishop

A turgid and fully erect penis aching for a feverish wank.

See also Bopping the Bishop.

After an 20 minutes of surfing online porn, Carl found himself with a Stiff Bishop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

stifficulties

to have trouble getting an erection

i hear kris has stifficulties

really?

yeh so i've heard

by mart1n222 September 1, 2009

Stiffocated

When during the act of fellatio the giver chokes/struggles for breath; caused usually by either party (or both at same time) being a little too enthusiastic during their performance

Eve was so into it that she nearly stiffocated

by Stringer Bill April 24, 2017

stift

Stift means to fist someone but with a rigid action rather than moving joints

Big lad 1 : I stifted my girlfriend last night she can’t sit down now

Homosexual male : I wish someone would stift me tonight

by Big stifter Harold December 5, 2019