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A turgid and fully erect penis aching for a feverish wank.

See also Bopping the Bishop.
After an 20 minutes of surfing online porn, Carl found himself with a Stiff Bishop.
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by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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