stern

a intimidating look only perfected by some who have the talent, in which the head is slightly on the side and the eyes have a 'im cooler then you' look about them

Person 1: "what is that look that girl is giving me?"
Person 2: "thats anna, stern anna"

by Anna Loves Modest Mouse June 5, 2005

sternomasturbatiod

A variation of flirtationship.
The clear evidence of sex being linked, and fired by the mind!
The combination of "sternomastoid" (a muscle in the neck) "Sterno" (canned heat)
& masturbation or one who does it ("iod", as opposed to "ter")!

"Light a Can of Playboy Sterno under that boy! He's on fire with a sternomasturbatiod passion!"

by /Duchamp August 19, 2008

President David "Stern" Palmer

The most stern being in the Universe.

Stern Palmer is God.

by President David "Stern" Palmer March 10, 2005

Sternberged

Screwing up royally on purpose at work and having absolutely nothing happen to you.

I think being Sternberged means going from being a third-rate scientist in a clerical position at NIH with a hobby of indulging, and possibly sharing, Creationists' fantasies, to being wined and dined by Fox news and Coral Ridge Ministries, flown around by the DI, giving lectures to fundies and interviews for hefty fees, and possibly getting a do-nothing job for life at some Christian college. Not a bad deal if you're into that kind of stuff.

by tincture April 13, 2008

Stenado

A jerk or idiot, who is unaware of his actions. Dumbass

This stenado from new york just cut me off.

by John Maybury July 4, 2009

Stern John

1. Name often used during arguements to show ones displeasure at anothers opinion. Often used at the final resolution of said arguement.

2. Football from Trinidad & Tobago, currently playing for Crystal Palace.

After checking on line Daniel says "There you go, Paris is the capital of france, how'd you like that Stern John"

by Sir Tremalot August 6, 2009

Sternberg Slide

When a girls V-neck is sliding over and showing her boob

Yo did you see Dallas' tits today her shirts doing the Sternberg slide again.

by Peter Carvice November 29, 2013