I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

don't get snatched

used the same as 'don't piss me off' or 'you're doing too much', origins are a viral tiktok video where a girl gets pushed down a slide.

there's no manager in the park don't get snatched!

by Nathan Ruiz April 17, 2024