A small, ranch town in the fuck-all middle-of-nowhere California. You don't know where it is. And nothing every really goes down there. It's actually pointless to continue reading this. It was all summed up in the first sentence. Really, I lived there most of my life and can't think of a single interesting thing about it. It goes without saying, people from Shandon spend a lot of time on the internet.
"You are from where?"
"Shandon, CA."
"..."
"20 miles east of Paso Robles."
"Huh..."
"Feels bad man."
"Shandon, CA."
"..."
"20 miles east of Paso Robles."
"Huh..."
"Feels bad man."
by ProudShandonite March 1, 2010
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Friend 1: "How was it?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I didn't notice, but by the end of it, she had me for three standard quads! I gotta hit the ATM for more cash now."
Friend 1: "Killer"
Friend 2: "Shit, I didn't notice, but by the end of it, she had me for three standard quads! I gotta hit the ATM for more cash now."
Friend 1: "Killer"
by DrSteak August 7, 2011
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Australian slang.
To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.
To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.
"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".
"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".
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"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".
by Ole Mate July 17, 2017
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Did you hear about Standard-Discordserver?
Yeah, it is great, I was banned for literally doing nothing.
Sounds fun bro.
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by Aquariumspieler February 1, 2021
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She’s so strong, her animal spirit is a Sandous.
She’s so strong, her animal spirit is a Sandous.
by Animal Spirits Names August 23, 2022
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Female: I'm going to see a movie with my 2 friends, so I should be home by 9.
Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around 9:45.
Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around 9:45.
by Spud05 October 23, 2011
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A one night stand is like Russian roulette, you either get a high chance of great sexy times or you fucking shoot yourself in the head. Might as well just fuck your bestfriend.
by an anonymous girl_ZaX November 11, 2017
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