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Stages of High

"The Official Stages of being High"

Stage 1: Usually after the first few tokes/rips your head becomes relaxed and you get anxious on the trip ahead of you.

Stage 2: About 5 minutes into the sesh, you start becoming relaxed, happy and your mind is at the state where you just want to keep smoking to get higher.

Stage 3: By this time around 10-15 minutes should have elapsed, "But you wouldn't realise it because you would be to high to keep track of time at this point", you will lose all care about the problems in the world, and start feeling you're free.

Stage 4: Oh shit, this stage is where shit starts getting serious, Music "The gift from the gods" becomes so intense to listen to, when you listen to it, it takes you into a whole new universe and when you close your eyes you trip balls, -Pink Floyd- can cause major trips or MGMT- Electric Feel Personally for me.

Stage 5: The Final stage, "God Mode", At this point you've smoked so much, you've lost all care for any problems, you feel Invincible and Invigorated, When you close your eyes you can explore every memory, every moment of anything that has ever happened, For someone with a strong imagination, at this stage it is like a psychedelic shroom trip, when you close your eyes with music, you see all, feel all, know all, nothing can bring you down, not even the fuzz, Also by this time you should be starving, that's the munchies calling out to you, you're ready to devour a whole Safeway Isle.
"Stages of High"

Damn dude, this is some Dank ass ganja,

"Puffs" yeah man im sittin on a 3 at the moment, gotta keep goin!

"Sometime later, no one really knows cause you lose track of time"

"Starts to randomly laugh" Duuude i'm Stooned, I'm sooo DooooOOone.
Yeah man you're at a 5 defo, let me just get to there and we'll go to Safeway.
by The Real Wet Bandits March 18, 2014
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Stage Kid

A Kid who is unique and living on the punk side of life.

Comes from the word Scene Kid

Origin: Created by Bianca S and Justin K of Victoria, Australia
by jforjustin April 3, 2007
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Stage Penis

That awkward bent skin stick that has a canyon where the tip should be...
by Story-Teller January 5, 2015
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stage rage

A violent episode or tantrum experienced by a performing artist.
"Did you see that guitarist go off on the drummer? That was a classic example of stage rage".
by steve freund March 15, 2008
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Stage Puff

When a person in his/her own capacity has false hopes or delusions of being on stage, and then puff it’s gone. This condition can last anywhere from seconds to ones entire life.
Hot damn stage puffs everywhere I can’t even get no damn work done!!
by acox268 January 4, 2020
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group stage

n. The extremely boring predictable preliminary portion of any event or proceeding.

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The annexation of Austria and the invasion of the Sudetenland were just parts of the group stage of WW II.

Like the Iowa caucuses?

Exactly, only with less megalomaniacs.
by gnostic3 November 21, 2022
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stage coached

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving
Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.
by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015
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