The Spock

Derived from the ancient Chinese art of the shocker. It is performed by making a Vulcan sign with either your right or left hand, then you insert two fingers into the vaginal cavity and two into the anal cavity. If this does not please that special lady then you can use your free thumb to rub her clitoris until organsm or until the alcohol wears off.

I picked up this bitch from the club, and she wuz so horny that she asked for The Spock!!!

by testiclese April 27, 2004

Spilkus

The third gender of human beings. A spilkus or plural (spilki) can have male or female characteristics. However, spilki draw their power from their enticing, curly hair. Spilki are also easily recognized by their extreme awkwardness and love of running. Unfortunately, Spilki are extremely succeptible to injury. Spilki can mate with other spilki or themselves to produce spilkins (spilki youth). A group of spilki is called an Awkward.

-Did you see that Spilkus limping through the meadows the other day?

-Yeah i think there was a whole awkward of Spilki.

by Kendra Suklips August 25, 2010

spokane

The 2nd Largest city in Washington state. It is also a WA county. It is located on the east side of WA.

Spokane is know as the "Gateway to the Rocky Mountains."

Also the Spokane River, runs through the city.

"Spokane is fairly medium sized city but has a small town attitude."

by vv March 9, 2004

Spoksey

A little man who loves his beastiality and lives in a cardboard box in simpson...

Spoksey, get off my dog!

by Eggy jr August 10, 2006

pink spokes

A common term for a girls anus, more specifically one that has been properly maintained with anal bleach.

Get a load of that girl's pink spokes!

by Pablo Escobarza December 15, 2007

How to spoken

When someone from a country that does not have English as a second language and wants to communicate with someone who does. Also could be pyrocinical fans using it abusivly where it has no point of meaning.

Someone: How to spoken?
Someone who knows English: What?
____________________________

Pyrocinical Fan: HOW TO SPOKEN?!?! LAUL!!!

by BlizzardGame January 18, 2017

spok

An old, fat, wrinkly, woman that stores candy and junk food in her closet

My grandma is a spok!

by #haters January 13, 2018