by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023
Get the splurtation mug.Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.
Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.
Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.
Avandre: Damn.
Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.
Avandre: Damn.
by mgrille1234 November 13, 2011
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Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.
by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017
Get the Purge and splurge mug.A splum is the metal grommet or fabric eyelets that are often sewn or attached near the top of each of the six sections of fabric of a baseball cap to provide ventilation.
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