splurtation

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.

After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.

by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023

Mexican Splurt

Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.

Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.

Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.

Avandre: Damn.

by mgrille1234 November 13, 2011

Marble-splurt

When it's an icy day, and you pull out and your cum feels like raw marbles exiting the ballsack.

Fuck it’s so cold, I just yanked out a marble-splurt.

by Diplodicus McPringle February 6, 2020

Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017

Splum

A splum is the metal grommet or fabric eyelets that are often sewn or attached near the top of each of the six sections of fabric of a baseball cap to provide ventilation.

The splum of my baseball cap feels like it dented my brain when I hit my head on the low ceiling.

by armyjackson January 1, 2012

Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017

splurg

The opposite to both "Yes" and "No".

"Can I have a pancake?"
"Splurg"

by Fernando Martinez March 18, 2004