Jj: Hey Kim, want to see a movie this weekend?
Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!
Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!
Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!
Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!
by Kimballer' November 12, 2009
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1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.
1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.
by Crowley666 October 8, 2013
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another word for sperm.
he raised his hand as he said "teacher can i be excused to go to the bathroom?" she said yes and followed they both came back with nothing on her dress but the stain of fresh sclurge.
by adam sky August 18, 2007
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by jgoliath September 25, 2010
Get the spurged mug.The Sunday before Memorial day that celebrates the coming of summer by getting fucked up in one way or another
by Spurge June 9, 2018
Get the Spurgemas mug.A dazzling homoerotic maneuver enjoyed among no less than three, but theoretically unlimited number of homosexual men. The fun is initiated by a particularly chiseled young stallion, with extremely defined abdominals, who lays face up on a staircase so to result in a 45 degree downward slope from head to toe. He must maintain continuous flex of his six-pack as the following sequence unfolds. One lucky stud now places his lower lip below the belly button & just above the pubic region with his mouth gaping wide open, eagerly awaiting nectar. Next, another or potentially many aroused young studs descend the stairs. One at a time, they each straddle the chest of the reclining stallion and proceed to ejaculate, unloading semen onto the top row of his perfectly defined six pack. The center line of the six pack then serves as a funnel or “luge” delivering semen into the salivating open mouth of the awaiting recipient below. This process resumes delightfully as needed until all the boys’ appetites are satisfied.
(extra credit) A particularly dedicated group of motivated “go-getters” might consider cleaning up in style by assisting a final stud as he assumes keg stand position (inverted) and uses a straw to syphon up any remaining semen from the defined interior of the abdomen. This advanced technique is known as the “seminal slurp inversion.”
(extra credit) A particularly dedicated group of motivated “go-getters” might consider cleaning up in style by assisting a final stud as he assumes keg stand position (inverted) and uses a straw to syphon up any remaining semen from the defined interior of the abdomen. This advanced technique is known as the “seminal slurp inversion.”
Following years of shame & barely ever getting any dick, due to his dumpy physique, Jesse finally capitulated and joined CrossFit. After achieving impressive results, and now sporting a sexy new six pack, it was time to show off to the boys. He invited over a whole gang of his most handsome friends, all hot prime-aged studs like himself. Upon their arrival he stripped down naked, putting his glistening well-oiled physique on proud display. All the boys watched in awe, penises standing straight up in erect salute, as he strutted gracefully to the staircase, reclined into position and rallied them into action; “Cum and get it boys! SPLUGE LUGE!”
by Kent Wade July 31, 2020
Get the Spluge Luge mug.When one bashes someone through words, typically with slurs, instead of bringing physical harm. I.e. The words version of knuckle sandwich.
1: Damn dude, you aughtta give that guy a knuckle sandwich!
2. Nah man I’m gonna give him a Slurger.
2. Nah man I’m gonna give him a Slurger.
by Carneneshow June 6, 2022
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