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Splopping

The act of ejaculating on a public toilet seat, with the intent that somebody will sit on it.
Max: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Oliver: "Sorry dude I just got done splopping."
by aquaticsexmachine February 18, 2025
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Shplomp-Shplomp-Shplomp

(/'ʃa-pl-oʊ-mæp, ʃa-pl-oʊ-mæp, ʃa-pl-oʊ-mæp)

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Man, that pussy/ass/your mother's mouth and/or armpits were so wet, each thrust was juicier than insert another crude joke or description here, the old dick just kept hitting it: Shplomp-Shplomp-Shplomp!
by Mikeoksin Tumadresculo April 13, 2025
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Slomper

Shut you bitch ass up, slomper!
by LOSTB0Y July 31, 2025
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