Splopping

The act of ejaculating on a public toilet seat, with the intent that somebody will sit on it.

Max: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Oliver: "Sorry dude I just got done splopping."

by aquaticsexmachine February 18, 2025

Shplomp-Shplomp-Shplomp

(/'ʃa-pl-oʊ-mæp, ʃa-pl-oʊ-mæp, ʃa-pl-oʊ-mæp)

Muthurfuhckarhese for WOMP-WOMP-WOMP

Man, that pussy/ass/your mother's mouth and/or armpits were so wet, each thrust was juicier than insert another crude joke or description here, the old dick just kept hitting it: Shplomp-Shplomp-Shplomp!

by Mikeoksin Tumadresculo April 13, 2025

Slomper

Replacement for a racial slur, especially the N-Word

Shut you bitch ass up, slomper!

by LOSTB0Y July 31, 2025