springertainment

Lowbrow entertainment. Jerry Springer writ large. Watch the episode with the Kung Fu Hillbilly, you'll get the idea.

I'm turning on Jerry Springer, I want some springertainment.

by Frank Symptoms March 18, 2024

sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024

Springer Peasant

A person who chooses to purchase nerf guns that don't use batteries to shoot., instead opting to use blasters that use air compression to fire darts.

!!!!FLYWHEEL MASTER RACE, DESTUCTION TO ALL SPRINGER PEASANTS!!!!

by DartDuck November 30, 2024

Springer

When a man can perform at the drop of a hat and increase size in an incredible way.

When a mane arousal goes from asleep to full salute in a dramatic fashion.

When he fell asleep his Springer ripped thru into full salute.. Sally said that Springer had an extremely looking Soringer

by RicoStar23 January 30, 2025

Leak Springer

a person who wets the bed

Thomas: Wow my friend wet my bed.
Patrick: Yea, he is such a leak springer.

by PonchosSmellBad October 26, 2012

ol' springer special

Mustache rides with a side of crazy, just for kicks.

"Oooh, I bet she's got some tricks up her sleeves. Tell her I can give her the ol' springer special for free when I'm in town"

by Steven Grand September 25, 2013

Mango Splerge

When the semen is a unnatural orangish color.

I have a serious case of mango Splerge

by Thehumpback September 10, 2016