Splonge

any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.

I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!

by Brian Chviruk January 17, 2007

Slanger

When someone has a giant DICK

Girl I got a slanger

by I’m dat nigga boii July 1, 2019

Spanger

A sped who has anger management issues

That spanger is yelling at that cat for no reason

by Heyyy Brro March 15, 2013

Spange

Span-Juh

The, possibly mythical, "fourth orifice" that porn technicians are searching for in an attempt to produce increasingly more gratuitous visual stimulus for self pleasure.

It is rumoured to have been discovered by accident during a filmed attempt at TVTA. Believed to be located towards the base of the spine, doctors refer to it as the Vertabrunt, it may in fact be the cleft form by a pair of fulsome buttocks.

"i was trying to give her one in the arse, next thing you know it had slipped into her spange"

by Shit Colonel May 23, 2008

slangered

To have one's idiomatic invention appropriated or stolen without acknowledgement. Viz., when someone takes inspiration from your urbandictionary contribution to come up with their own and they end up being word of the day.

Compare emotional spam and body spam

That word skank partee slangered me big time.

by Tomohiro Idokoro April 21, 2005

Solange [solange} solange

Don't be prejudiced because of her past and her associations as a Knowles. She's really matured as an artist.

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by cosmicjourney April 3, 2009

shlanger

The males penis. Small or big. Other people prefer the word Cock or Dick.

Christian has a small shlanger

by Patrick May 13, 2005