spare tyre friend

A friend who is primarily used as a backup wen other, more entertaining options go awry or are simply unavailable. The "side dip" of the friendship list. The "Wii" when the other more entertaining friends Xbox and PS3 have been broken through excessive use. The "spare tyre", the one you were hoping not to use.

1. When a friend,lets call him Jack, only starts talking to you at a late hour, lets say 01:25. But at no other time...YOU are the spare tyre friend

by sparetyrefriend January 18, 2011

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Spare time

The time i used to write this.

You can eat, drink, play, fart, or whatever you want to do when you have spare time.

by kris777b December 28, 2013

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lusty siren

A woman who leads a man to his physical, emotional, spiritual, or financial demise usually with a sexual act, and or desire.

Doug you see Tuzi lately? I think he got lead astray by that lusty siren! Now he has nothing

by XxdnycexX May 22, 2018

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spare prick at a wedding

used when u feel lonely or in times u feel out of place.

friend: do u want to come out with me and my girlfriend?

you: jesus no! ill be a spare prick at a wedding!

by scottmeister October 24, 2007

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shirepuss

a member of the community of shirecliffe, who is known as a 'pussy' when compared to others of the same mother community. Often spotted in bars, clubs, and bus shelters. Within the shire, the call "brrrrrrrrap" is often heard during the mating season. They are also known for their taste for morning fresh dishwasher cleaning fluid.

Shirepuss: "brrrrrrrrrrrrap"
Non-Freak: "Shut the fuck up Shirepuss!"

by BEEEEEEEN August 24, 2006

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