Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

something corporate

Band that started off touring and doing live shows to build a rep. Have toured with such bands as Saves the Day, RX Bandits, Days Away, and the Format. They are a kick-ass emo band that have amazing talents and a fantastic live show.

I saw Something Corporate at their last show in San Diego, after having toured for 3 years, non-stop.

by Krystle January 3, 2004

Something wrong upstairs

It’s an adjective you use to describe someone who thinks weirdly than others. Usually used for psychopathic peeps or just crazy. In other terms, mentally disturbed people.

Why a movie about killing as a holiday? There must be something wrong upstairs in the director’s mind.

by chicken shelter October 16, 2019

something to hit

fucking child

something to hit is child

by Vvv cc yfhdfvgkfrcyohcudu August 15, 2021

Something Fluffy

Weed, pot, mary jane. Marihuana. Rastarrific

I need to contact dude to get something fluffy.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

something for the weekend

A term used way back when by your Grandads barber refering to condoms.

Something for the weekend sir?

by tash April 24, 2003

Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

by e February 7, 2005