Spolution

A spolution is a solution that will only polute what it was supposed to solve.

Damn it Soren, you added a spolution to the system!

by the doff March 27, 2011

solutioner

problem solver

Andre is the best solutioner ever.

by The King at 52801 March 25, 2011

soulution

Finding a solution through higher begins, God, Higher self, The soul, Angels, and Guides . Solutions that comes from divine source helps solve ongoing issues, patterns, and cycles and is always for the highest good of everyone concerned.

I found a Soulution to restrictions in my life. wile meditating a soulution came to me, there is a soulution, you will find a soulution

by Angiva February 28, 2015

Solition

The act of pretending to provide a solution and fooling a customer while covering your ass.

Russ gave a solition that didn't work. Russ then told the customer "I provided a solition not a solution, idiot.

by Scotty Farell October 19, 2015

solutioneering

Working on the technical details of a solution with an insufficient grasp of the problem it's trying to solve. Can occur when engineers are exploring cool technology for its own sake or when requirements are unclear.

Hmm, does anyone really need to control their toaster from their smartphone or are we just solutioneering here?

by grlGeek April 23, 2020

solutionist

somebody who finds solutions to problems

I went to a solutionist to solve my relationship problem.

by natan kerendian December 8, 2006

mobile solutions

-MiniMarts of shit mobile aka: T mobile. Usually spring up outside successful electronic stores that sell wireless. Mostly employs inexperienced young crackers. Like flies on shit, they buzz all around their booth stuffing shit mobile down your throat. aka hawker

"Hey lets go to sharper image."
"I don't know, look at all those prepubescent mobile solutions young boys trying to sell you shit mobile. fuck it lets go home"

by jim sweeney September 13, 2008