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Arkansas Snowman

When a girl is sleeping and you make a giant pile of jizz on the girls face. Balls for the eyes, pubes for the mustache, etc. creating an Arkansas Snowman.
Yeserday i turned Mrs. Howley into an Arkansas Snowman.
by The Farmer Jew November 9, 2009
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Snowman

A person who seems like a sesh warrior, yet morning after morning can be found sprawling on the grass, absolutely melted
'Hey snowman it's 10am, get a Scottish handshake down ya, don't melt away again!'
by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019
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dirty snowman

Having a girl take a laxative before sex. then during climaxing she shits all over you.
Adam got a dirty snowman from Tiffany
by Cote Sloan November 15, 2010
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The Snowman

The Snowman is the age old tradition of ejaculating on a female's face and upper body. The term Snowman is best used when the male has a massive amount of cum, and proceeds to spray man juice on the female; covering her face and getting as much as possible on her tits/neck area, resulting in Snowman like features.

Special note: To better grasp the term Snowman, think Bukkake, but from one man.
Dude, I totally gave katrina The Snowman last night. Check out this pic I saved on my phone, you can't even tell it's her anymore.
by CockSlapArt.com March 30, 2009
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Electric Snowman

An official electric snowman occurs when one pinches a ripe loaf into the toilet, hereby clogging the toilet. One then proceeds to position the appropriate female of his choice over the bowl of the toilet so that she is in the reverse piledriver position with her head downward. One then proceeds to penetrate the sphincter while plunging his partners head into the clogged toilet. When one is good and ready to unload he flushes the hopefully well clogged toilet thereby only increasing the torment (or the pleasure depending on your fetish) of his partner as the poop water only rises. It adds a definite kick to your orgasm. Try it out, you'll see what I mean.
Friend #1: Hey, how was your date last night with Jenny?
Friend #2: Oh it was absolutely great, Jenny wanted to spice up our sex life, and I happened to have pinched a fat log so naturally I suggested we do an electric snowman. She was totally into it.
by TheElectricSnowmanFiend July 12, 2006
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Frosty Snowman

The act of sticking a penis in ice and/or snow. Then once cold you begin intercourse with a woman, or, in a homosexual's case: a man.
Frosty the Snowman gave his wife Mrs. Snowman a Frosty Snowman.
by QuailFeather January 11, 2009
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Meat Snowman Surprise

A meat snowman surprise is when you try to take care of your sibling, Anais, but fall asleep. The most likely outcome of this is a "meat snowman surprise" aka when you wake up to you making a snowman out of meat, and are therefore, surprised.
Gumball: I DON'T THINK PUTTING IN OUR BROWSER "MEAT SNOWMAN SURPRISE" WILL YIELD ANY INFORMING RESULTS
by NotLost October 18, 2022
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