snookie

one who is short and on the stouter side, and wears hair with a big pouf in front of 'do.

hey snookie, wats up?

dont call me that!

by laxer21 April 1, 2010

snookie

Slang for a particular type of girl. Typically "snookies" are characterized by outrageous behaviors such as: constant drunken states, promising others sexual favors on your behalf over the loud speaker at a bar, degrading you in front of your peers, taking your virginity then never speaking to you again, pretending your not standing next to her as she makes fun of you, cares more about snakes than people, may or may not have a soul, loves heavy metal, hates puppies, is dead inside, etc.
Warning! While it is best to avoid any contact with a snookie, if you find yourself in the presence one, do NOT refer to her as "snookie", for "snookie" is a derogatory word and physical and/or psychological harm may result.

"That Melissa girl thinks the Holocaust is funny." -Jerrod
"What do you expect from a snookie?" - Jackie
"Snookies...pfff." - Jerrod

by TheMayor83 June 9, 2010

snooki

someone who if you dye blue will look like a smurf.
horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag

random person1: holly shit is that a smurf??
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.

normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*

by bestpersonintheworldyourmum January 25, 2011

snookie in the bosom

Anal

That snookie in the bosom was bomb. Got a poop dick though

by Emk6501 April 1, 2017

The Snookie

When you go to the clinic after a night in the smoosh room, and the doctor says you have a new, unidentified STD. Yep, that's right. You got the Snookie.

I'm on these meds that I'm not supposed to drink on...I got the Snookie last night.

I don't know what I did last night, but I woke up with the Snookie.

After a night of Nookie, I pissed and realized I got the motha' fuckin' snookie.

by amberenergy84 February 23, 2011

snookie cookie

A game in which a group of guys purchase a large bakery cookie and then stand around it and masturbate on the cookie. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie has to eat it.

Those sick dudes played snookie cookie at the party last night, and jason had to eat the jizz.

by Mr. Samsonite September 6, 2006

snooking

the specific act or process which involves ariana banging her brother in her sleep

Woa man those sistis are snooking!

by nukkaaaaa July 30, 2008