Cum Snail

A cum snail is when a female is laying down on her back, and the male pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.
then flips the female onto her belly, and slaps her ass making her crawl forwards, leaving behind a white slimy trail similar to snails. but very more messy and visible.

ye bro, watson totally Cum Snailed sam.

by coochie-coo [O] August 1, 2019

coova snail

A Coova snail is a person who does lots of cocaine. This cocaine is only sniffed when he's on a night out with the lads and trying to get absolutely trollied. He's goal is to search for pussy he can get as generally coova snail's are virgins who don't have hardly any or no experience with the female counterpart. You will usually find one coova snail per friendship group.

Oh look mum it's a Coova snail look at him doing all that cocaine.

by Sp33dD3m0n March 31, 2020

Clam Snail

A small, sensitive, erectile part of the female genitals at the anterior end of the vulva.

All you’ll see in the video is my balls slapping her clam snail.

by Dart Barr January 28, 2022

mop the snail

a term comparing a woman’s sexual discharge being similar to the slime from a snail, thus mopping would insinuate a sexual partner absorbing said fluids through oral sexual methods

The sex with Chloe was, if nothing else, wildly messy. I definitely had to mop the snail after that one.

by 99 Oreos January 6, 2022

Snailing

Resembles Planking, but you raise your butt in the air, tilt you'r head to the side and put your hands straight behind. Snaily.

Guy 1: Hey man you wana come planking?
Guy 1: Fuck planking, im into snailing!

by Uneliasmarsu November 26, 2011

Grumpy Snail

The snail that comes out of the Holo-Recorder in the TV show Futurama. When the Holo-Recorder is played badly, the grumpy snail often becomes "too grumpy". Can also describe someone who is grumpy.

Fry played his song so badly, the Grumpy Snail mutated into a horrifying image.

by Zide July 6, 2009

snail kisses

to slowly kiss a member of the opposite sex starting at the chin, moving to the neck, moving down the collar bone, to the chest, and stomach and eventually to the genitalia.

Mike gave Stacy snail kisses after their romantic night out to make Stacy dripping wet before penile insertion

by Uncfan2005 October 8, 2011