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Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks
"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick
by Bum_man July 17, 2021
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Sandstorm

The name of the sexual position of a female sitting on a male's chest while she gives him a blowjob. He then sprinkles salt and pepper into her butthole and shakes her butt around. Then, as he orgasms, he punches her in the kidney and she farts in his face. Thus forming a homemade sandstorm.

Also known as "Spicy Cheeks".
"Man I miss her so much. She was the freakiest girl I ever met. One time she even gave me a sandstorm!"

"I'd sandstorm that in a heartbeat!"

"Had to put my dog to sleep. He kept giving the neighbor's cat a sandstorm."

"How much did I drink last night? I woke up this morning and tasted spicy cheeks on my lips."
by ComaKing08 August 15, 2008
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fellatio sandstorm

When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.
After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.
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Snowstorm on the Mountain Top

When someone (preferably the opposite sex) takes a mouthful of your load and spews it over your privates.
You walk into a chinese massage parlor and ask for the 'special' the receptionist asks, "So, you wanna Snowstorm on the Mountain Top?"
by Willing Donkey September 10, 2009
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snapsterpiece

I'm so glad she took a screenshot of that snapsterpiece, it was one of the best selfies I've ever enhanced and I forgot to save it before I hit send.

Have you seen the guy who draws all those Disney princess snapsterpieces? It's all over Buzzfeed.

I never have snapchatter's regret after I send a solid snapsterpiece.
by snapsplash March 9, 2014
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Sunburn snowstorm

This is what happens when you get a really bad sunburn and the dead skin flakes off when you rub the affected area, hence giving the appearance of a miniature snowstorm.
"Duuude, check this out!! It's a sunburn snowstorm!"

"Don't do that here! You're getting that crap all over my bed!"
by Uncle Dad October 4, 2008
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kentucky snowstorm

u take a piece of kfc chicken jizz on it and shove it in a girls pussy
by theboinker August 19, 2009
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