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I'd smite that

An expression suggesting you would like to kiss/have sex with the person. Used similarly to 'tap that', but generally used in a comical way (with a quick *suggestive eyebrows* for good measure).
*hot guy walks past*
"Ooh, I'd smite that!" *suggestive eyebrows*
by drawnmusic December 9, 2008
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Smithed

When a guy/girl deliberately styles and dresses in a gender ambiguous way. Term derived from the song "Dude Looks Like a Lady" by Aerosmith.
"Dude, check out that girl's ass"
"I don't think that's a girl. If she is, she's pretty smithed. And has a large penis."
by McGarnagle's Sandwich December 3, 2011
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Specialty mittens that allow you to hold hands while walking or sitting.
Smittens: a mitten for two, as in two hands one mitten.
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