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Slutheimer

A Slutheimer can be found in Haltom City, Tx. Its a one of a kind creature. Can't trust your boyfriend, girlfriend, mom, dad, siblings, or even pets around this beast. She can fit just about ANYTHING in her birth canal. She'll fuck your boyfriend and half of your town in the same day. Sometimes late at night after the birth givers have fallen asleep you can see the Slutheimer sneaking out to find her next victim. Don't be care free around the Slutheimer, always have protection and make no direct skin to skin contact. Just kissing her puts you in contact with the last 10 or more dicks that entered her mouth within the past 24 hours. Don't let her innocent little girl act fool you, she is a nasty slut. She would be a whore. but she's not worth the money or even a crumb of crack-cocaine. Anyone who decides to be in a relationship with this wild animal gets cheated on at least five times before its been a month. Slutheimer is no joking matter.
"Hey bro my dick really burns when I piss and I have sores all over me, what caused all this mess?"
"Man, its probably from when you fucked that Slutheimer. I turned down that pass around for a reason."
"You're probably right, I got her after the whole football team was done with her."
by Cream3.14 November 17, 2014
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Slitted

The act of putting Burt's Bees around your eyes, usually when you're high, to feel a cool burning sensation
Dude I'm baked, let's get slitted!
by MacDaddy i March 1, 2015
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Smithering

To suck up to your boss when he looks like Monty Burns.

Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.
What has Hodgie been doing in Monty's office all morning?
Oh he's probably been Smithering again.
by the gypo May 23, 2018
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Alex-Smithed

The act of replacing something you had that was good enough with something you believed, whether or not true, was better.
"That bitch done Alex-Smithed my black ass for some nigga with a gold grill and a fur house!!"

A: "They Alex-Smithed the head nurse?! But I thought she was doing a good job?"

B: "I guess the Doctors found someone else they believed could better suck them instead of just being a dick manager."
by Fobbies January 1, 2013
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shitheel

An obnoxious person who is generally disliked.
"Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shitheel friends on summer break."
by CourtneyOtis August 29, 2011
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shithead sled

A home-made go-kart, boat, or other motorized/wheeled vehicle that exhibits a general lack of quality in it's construction; i.e. poor welds, aesthetics, structure, and general design.
Although the cliff edge was approaching at an alarming rate, Uncle Terry had enough time to finish his moonshine and ponder the logic behind not putting brakes on his shithead sled.
by Coon catcher January 18, 2008
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