Carpet Sliders

The most sexually satisfying children's toy of our generation. They slide so smoothly across the carpet it feels like you're having sex. Also called, "sex sliders."

I almost reached climax when I played with my carpet sliders.

by DiggabaVaginas1234 March 7, 2011

Home run slider

When a guy is talking a crap sitting on the toilet and another person (girl or guy) sits on his lap and also takes a crap. The crap then slides down the guys dick and plops in the toilet

This girl gave me a home run slider last night and it felt good

by jhofosho#44 March 29, 2015

Slender Man

The Slender Man is a mythological figure, who is distinguished by his lack of facial features, impeccable black suit, extreme height, and the mass of tendrils that extend from his appendages. He is also known for the ability to stretch his limbs to impossible lengths. His Modus Operandi is stealing children, usually by mesmerizing them with his gently swaying tendrils, and having them walk towards him until they are well within his grasp. What he does, exactly, with these children is unknown, whether they are killed, eaten, or simply brought to a different dimension to Slender Man's abode. The Slender Man is commonly found on the /x/ forum in 4chan, and is a prominent figure in creepypasta.

Mark: Hey, will you take care of my little sister for the night?
Sally: Yeah, no problem.
(four hours later)
Mark: Where's my sister?
Sally: The... THE SLENDER MAN GOT HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

by Alastor Thraxton August 22, 2011

Twin Cities Slider

A hand job lubricated with mustard (definitely not dijon). Also known as the TC Slider. Similar to the Kansas City Slider (KC Slider).

My girl is so kanky she gave me a Twin Cities Slider in the bathroom at the Metrodome.

by K. Puckett July 19, 2006

Salt lake city slider

When two Mormon missionaries back up ass to ass and the senior elder shits into his brother of faith asshole then they continue to pass the chunk of poo back and forth from asshole to asshole like a shity game of tennis til the trud has melted away

Dude elder Smith gave me the salt lake city slider so hardcore last night

by E-waynesky June 1, 2015

slinger

A drug dealer. The local pusher.

I got this dope from the slinger down the street.

by Brian March 31, 2005

Slenderbone

a fictional story about how the critically acclaimed slender man goes around raping college girls. My girlfriend just said that he was totally not raping them, just taking their virginity. Now she is trying to defend slenderbone. Totally weird and with some smutty lesbian sex scenes in it too.

Yea, it was weird..

"Did you read Slenderbone yet?"
"Totally, not worth it"

by arogs December 22, 2012