Simpietro

One of the all-time greatest simps of the modern era. Constantly spends his time away from the boys and with the ladies whether it is in the library, the cinemas or out at the lighthouse. This man can simp and snitch.

"I just wish Simpietro would come online more often"

by justimagine...justsittingthere August 31, 2020

Simptitude

Adj., the magnitude of ones simpage

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Brian? He's a tier 3 sub to Pokimane.
Guy 2: Wow, his simptitude is off the charts!

by Skrubby September 11, 2020

Simpath

Someone who is highly sensitive to others, but is incapable of distinguishing their emotions from anyone else’s. Resulting in an uncontrolled loop of sympathy-giving akin to a SIMP (Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Pussy) in pimp culture, who subjugated himself to an inferior person because he can’t control his emotions and impulses.

Man, Henry goes around telling everyone he’s an Empath, but he just gives himself away and gets caught up in however anyone around him is feeling. That’s a mofuckin Simpath if you ask me. And you did.

by Magulligan September 20, 2020

simpervention

A process in which a simp’s loved ones attempt to inform the simp that he has a problem, and offer support should he choose to seek help for his simpfulness.

“Sam hasn’t chilled with the boys ever since he met that bitch, Karen. I think we need to stage a simpervention for him.”

by Da Punkin October 8, 2020

Simpathetic

Having or showing the simptoms of being a simp. The adjective to describe a simp.

Girl: Ugh, I hate guys.

Guy 1: Ugh. I know right? Guys are the worst!

Guy 2: Bro, you're really being simpathetic with her?

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Simptomatic

The diagnosis of being a simp.

Jerry: Aww jeez Rick I think I'm simptomatic!
Rick: Oh God Jerry what have you got the 'Rona or something!?
Jerry: Nah I just spent £100 on only fans

by C_Rod January 26, 2021

Simpathy

The feeling of pity and sorrow for simps utter desperation

A: can you believe he wasted all his money on a twitch thot?

B: Hey have some simpathy you know he hasn’t been doing good ever since his wife left him for Jared

by XTC207 March 12, 2021