one who shits on peoples chests, mainly panda bears named John, and usually during video games, such as madden and fifa
Simeon: Get shitted on!!
Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?
George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?
Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it
Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?
Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)
Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?
George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?
Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it
Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?
Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)
by getshittedon! December 28, 2010
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Get the Simeon mug.An Israeli name, defines a woman that loves fishing with her friends.
She loves cooking and she gets along with everyone very easily.
She loves cooking and she gets along with everyone very easily.
Guy1: Wow! Sima is so cool, I wish I had a girlfriend like Sima.
Guy2: Yeah, she’s absolutely adorable.
Guy2: Yeah, she’s absolutely adorable.
by יוחאי יוחאי January 6, 2021
Get the Sima mug.A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.
Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Saturday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Sunday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
You get the point....
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Saturday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Sunday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
You get the point....
by SimeonApe January 23, 2011
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-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy
C'lins - "you perform the Simcoe Salmon Swim last night?"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"
by NotTheFather123 October 13, 2006
Get the Simcoe Salmon Swim mug.Sima is absolutely astoundingly beautiful and gorgeous , generous ,kind,Creative, attractive, fashionable and so sweet.
She looks even more beautiful without makeup because She has the most beautiful smile and style and great communication skills.
She is so smart , such a great boss.
Her work is very impressive.
She is an amazing team leader, her positive attitude in the workplace is contagious.
She looks even more beautiful without makeup because She has the most beautiful smile and style and great communication skills.
She is so smart , such a great boss.
Her work is very impressive.
She is an amazing team leader, her positive attitude in the workplace is contagious.
by Dr.Peter April 13, 2020
Get the SIMA mug.the pudgy person who talks a lot of mess and never backs it up. this person also has a timid personality and hangs out with a select few people of their choosing. this person can also be a instigator of many situations if your their friend they probably wont betray you but then again another trait of the Simeon is DRAMA or being DRAMATIC. so pick your Simeons wisely.
by number1source September 25, 2011
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