SideBurns

Big long nasty hairs attached to ones cheek. Usually found on irish people, or nasty blonde girls.

A:Hey do you see that girl Jenna?
M:Yeah she has some huge sideburns

by ChuckNorrisGee January 21, 2009

Seattle Sidecar

A move where you prop a woman up in a sideways position and proceed to pound it like Seattle rush hour traffic.

Hey baby, ever hear of the Seattle Sidecar?

by The Better Legend May 28, 2010

sideburnZ

someone who derives perverse pleaure from tricking into doing disgusting things, e.g. Taking pictures of their shriveled penis, viewing a Japanese woman with a kicked-in face in a tub of yellowish crap, etc. Also aggressively attacks people with huge personality flaws e.g. pedophilia, anorexia, stupidity, etc. also know as Sid, BurnZ, BurnZy, David, BeezleBurnZ

Ever since I let it slip that I enjoy eating old folks underwear, everyone has turned into a sideburnZ on me.

by JoJo the rabid monkey February 8, 2004

sidebag

The appearance of saggy breasts through the arm slots of clothing.

Jackie should wear a jacket in addition to her tank top – she's showing off some sidebag.

by BoopyTheHouseElf September 30, 2014

Noddy Holder's sideburns

An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.

"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

sideburn

When one insults someone, whilst simultaneously insulting any number of other people; an add-on burn

me(to noob)-Yeah your sister's a slut, and your mom's not lookin' to kosher right now either.
my buddy-sweet sideburn on that noob.

by shawn666 April 13, 2008

sidecar

Anyone who is in a relationship/partnership who is clearly not wearing the metaphorical trousers, or in more extreme cases, only worked with/dated by the other for superficial reasons I.E - money or looks, and while everyone else can see this, they cannot.

Good looking woman walks into a crowded bar and pushes her way to the front, and without asking the small nerdy guy on HER arm what he wants, she orders the drinks.

ONLOOKER 1: "woah check out that blonde!"
ONLOOKER 2: "...check out the sidecar"

by razzamatazz October 26, 2005