Shlump

The feeling or state in which you feel Comfortable, Cozy, and feel like you could just flop over and lie there forever.

Dom-Human: I'm feeling pretty Shlump, not sure 'bout you.
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!

Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

Shlumpa

Sleep

I'm about to go shlumpa

by Dortyy June 24, 2020

shlump

an irrelevant clump of cells squished into a tiny human

hammy is such a shlump.

by schlongman May 4, 2021

Shlump

When you shit in your pants and you stand up to reveal a squishy shit lump in your knickers.

Boy 1: did you see that hot chick?

Boy 2: you mean the one that had a huge SHLUMP in her pants?

by Fola_Panda1074 June 7, 2021

shlumped

when you meant to type slumped for being tired but forgot how to spell it so you type shlumped.

buddy posted joey asleep and meant to say slumped but said shlumped instead.

by ADAMLOVESCANDY July 2, 2021

slumpy

A girl who works in a brothel yet thinks she’s all that.

Refuses to see clients who she seems are “below her” or else charges extras just because she can.

Brothel Madam - “Mia refused to see that client because she says they don’t vibe.”

Brothel Receptionist - “omg. Does she forget she works in a brothel? She’s such a slumpy!”

by Talesfromthebroth August 1, 2021

shmumpy

noun
1. A person who is your one and only; soulmate; hoingy.

Me and my shmumpy went on the most romantic date the other night!

by Hoingy October 12, 2021