Shitmate

When two or more coworkers experience horrid work conditions, esp. Navy. Replaces "shipmate" with "shitmate."

*Word comes from above that the weekend has been cancelled*

"Well, looks like we are going to be stuck here yet again, shitmates!"

by rukasu_01 May 14, 2014

shitastrophe

when someone shits in a public bathroom with the intent to hit everything but the toilet

I went to go pee in Denny's and walked into a shitastrophe.

by Jessendarippers June 1, 2016

shitastic

A masterpiece of shit

So full of shit its laughable

Fucking Shitastic

Boy: I am smart because i know 2 + 2 = 3

Girl: are you stupid?
Boy: my mom said was special
Girl: riIIight...
Boy: Do you believe i'm special or stupid?
Girl: you're uh.. Special.
Boy: Shitastic!!!!

Me: that whole convo is just Shitastic.....

by Seeker May 16, 2016

shitast

when you beleive somthing will be fun and you end up pissed at someone or somthing

Dude, my step dads house was shitastic

by Batwing up yo ass August 12, 2016

Shipster

Noun: Someone who is always randomly shipping people together for little or no reason.

"Ugh, I am SICK of that shipster! This week, she has already shipped my with 5 different people, and 2 of them are already popular fan-fictions.'

by Mr.Turbo September 15, 2016

Shitpacker

When a man jumps off the bed, perfectly landing his dick in another mans anus, who is laying face down on the floor. It is said to pack your shit so tightly, your poop comes out as hard as a diamond.

Have you packed your shit together for our vacation?

Yea, I'm a real shitpacker.

by LittleCreek853 November 20, 2016

shitate

A big ole shit

I just took a shitate in my friends toliet.

by Twistaaaa July 13, 2017