SHIELD

Supreme Headquarters International Espionage Law-enforcement Division.

In my previous entry I had forgotten to include the word "Espionage." But, as any devout reader of Marvel Comics can tell you, both definitions are correct as Marvel briefly dropped "Espionage" from SHIELD in the late 1970's. They eventually restored it.

by Carl J. Maltese May 21, 2007

date shield

A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by slagging you behind your back.

I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie date shielded me.

by yoohoo May 7, 2003

Shield of Death

A term used in reference to the icon displayed when Windows XP or Vista has updates to install, thus resulting in a lengthy shut down of one's computer.

Dude, sorry I'm late. I went to shut down my computer and got the Shield of Death.

by DougLB December 19, 2008

Shields

Shields, or a shield is a 200mg pressed ecstasy tab, and is one of the most common forms of ecstasy, typically bought by beginning drug users as half is a single hit.

"Hey mike, I'm calling John for some shields, 10 a pop. How many you think we'll sell at this event"

"Get fifty, no way I'll be able to get more then that past security"

by Jupiterohwell July 23, 2015

Rooster Shield

A synonym to cock blocker. It could also be used as a great cock blocking technique.

Me to couple: Hey, hey, hey, guys what do you call a shield made up of roosters?
Couple: What? (getting pissed of)
Me: A COCK BLOCKER!!! Trololololololo
Rooster Shield=Cock Blocker

by Midgetman007 September 10, 2011

Diamond Shield

The protection a woman gets from her wedding ring against men that want to hit on them.

Candice: The reason men do not hit on me is because of my diamond shield.

Carla: Bitch, the reason men do not hit on you is because you are fat and ugly.

by Kboogie May 29, 2012

Panty Shield

A female cock blocker.

As Chuck was talking to a girl at the bar her friend the panty shield walked up bitching she needed to go home now.

by Dogma71 August 19, 2008