Selfish

"Do what you want regardless of other people's happiness"

I stole a dog from a 5 yr old. Guess that makes me selfish

by Niggerdick1738 August 27, 2017

Shellshock

The feeling of a caffeine comedown and shakes the day after drinking too many jagerbombs

Dude, I was so shellshocked this morning I couldn't sleep.

by Con1989 November 4, 2011

swellish

adjective: having the qualities of being good or swell; a compliment

That shirt is so swellish! Where did you acquire it?

by Kraichsten Loshenbofeld April 1, 2009

Selfish Benefits

When you call people your friends, when they're really not and you just use them to get what you want.

I used Sally for SELFISH BENEFITS.

by THE LULU November 29, 2010

selfishism

"This is an ideology that justifies self-centered individualism, social and economic aggression and the evasion of social responsibility and cooperation through rationales based on mythical concepts such as all-powerful and overbearing government, the inherent inferiority of other racial and ethnic groups, the equation of infantile self-indulgence and economic self-aggrandizement with political freedom, and the innate superiority and desirability of pseudo-individualism and concentration of wealth among a few members of society." ---Glenn Rainey

What is commonly labelled "western individualism" is really just thinly-veiled selfishism.

by fostertechnical August 27, 2021

selfish

a photo of something that was not meant to be a selfie but you could see part of their face

Jenny just took a selfish

by hayday_73 October 29, 2014

Selfishie

A selfie taken by an unattractive person.

Tell your hideous sister to stop posting selfishies, so I can regain my appetite.

Steve Buscemi knows better than to take a selfishie. A face like that should not be celebrated.

by David B. Weingarten March 5, 2014