Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

shampoo-fucked

when you slip in the shower and knock down a shampoo bottle, causing it to violently penetrate you as you hit the shower floor

did you hear how Olivia was shampoo-fucked! she should have kept the shampoo in a safer place

by the giver of laughs July 25, 2021

Shampoosiando

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo
Can also mean to goof off at work

Mario likes to go to back corner to shampoosiando

by 7031 April 14, 2022

Shampoo boys

Effeminate Malaysian Chinese boys who speak mostly mandarin, with fashion-forward style, and hang out in shopping malls like Sungai Wang.

Lauson is one of the shampoo boys who partied at La Queen last weekend.

by Sandralina May 16, 2022

the shampoo

Usually performed by an extremely gay person called max. The move in which a man cums into another man's mouth, the man then gargles to create a shampoo effect.

bob: what is that guy doing in the movie?
fred: he is giving him the shampoo

by callmegod93 June 25, 2009

stinky shampoo

When you take poop and wash someone's hair with it like it is shampoo

I went to my boyfriends house and he was suppose to shampoo my hair instead he did a stinky shampoo

by Fart master flash December 20, 2013

Andrew Shampoo

Has an unhealthy obsession with Micah.
Has uncontrollable anger issues.
Has butt implants.
Brushes his teeth with water and no toothpaste.

This is that moment where Nathan new he “Andrew Shampood” up.

by Whipdy doo gimme that boot November 11, 2019