shampoop

To mischievously replace one's shampoo with feces.

What the fuck is in my hair?!

YOU JUST GOT SHAMPOOPED BITCH!!

by Santa? June 25, 2010

Shampoo Effect

(noun) The effect of having that first drink the next day, after a long night of drinking, and it gives you a good buzz right away. Much like how quickly the shampoo lathers as you apply it the second time.

Whoa, dude, I'm gettin' a heavy shampoo effect from this morning's bloody mary.

by Edward Cafeto April 27, 2006

shit, shave, shag and shampoo

the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S

guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!

by rantingsteve May 10, 2011

shampoo

when your completely legit about something sexual.

Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo

by Gabrielleisalwaysright November 25, 2011

Shampoopie

Defecating while in the bathtub

We had to get our 1 year old baby out of the bathtub fast, she had a shampoopie.

by ddigit January 11, 2010

Shampoovering

The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.

Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.

Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"

Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."

Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."

by DefinedThat September 4, 2011

Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020